stuff and junk. from me to you

too much for twitter.

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 04:28:22 GMT

The horrid weekend of Horrid was...well, you get the idea. I no longer consider myself capable of writing in paragraphs like a normal person, so bullet points it is kids. I'm a twitter tard, deal.

Being full of drugs and assuming missing my train to talk to boy would be fine. drugs wore off at the train station whilst running to hours late. WAS NOT FINE. >insert panic here<
3 hr trip out was made much more enjoyable by near constant company on the telecommunications front.
First night out there was filled with ignoring my fathers partner (as she is a twat and will now only be referred to as Twat) in favor of playing consol games and chilling out.
Woken the next morning at some ridiculous hour only to spend 3 hours in the car with my fathers irritating partner.
Arrived at the Twat's family Christmas with a migraine and no booze. was galumphed by at least 5 high pitched children.
I DO NOT LIKE CHILDREN. I like babies. they can not talk back.
Said children were rude, horrible, obnoxious, and seemed to have a thing about pointing out my weight. And of coarse wanted to be my best friend.
Someone then told me that there was no seafood being served that day. AWESOME. till I'd eaten some lovely dip FILLED WILL CRAB MEAT!
To my aunty Jo's credit, she then made me sushi (sans seafood), sat me in the shade, and handed me a rather large glass of nice wine (without 202)
My back fucked out at around 2:30ish. 40mgs of codine did sweet fuck all. The children would not leave me the hell alone.
I then found out that we were staying the night and no one had thought to tell me. Had packed nothing as thought I was to be going home!
Dealt with more obnoxious cunts.
Convinced Father to take me the hell home.
Was hella sick all the way home (obviously) and had the Twat chattering non-fucking-stop, and blaring the radio every five minutes when her "favourite" song came on. When asked to turn it down, she huffed and puffed like I'd asked just to spoil her fun.
Got home, ran away, passed out. this is after having BOTH my phone, and my back up phone dying in the arse when I needed them most.
So woke up this morning with a bad back, teeth feeling like they were (and still are) trying to claw their way out of my head, still sick from yesterday, and Twat talking down to my little brother.
I fought with the little fucking princess, nobody talks to my family like that, and then I left
Got on a fucking train then a bus, then a train, then a train, then legged it home.

There is more to this story, but I'm getting angry just blogging about it.

this is where i post my mediocre life now.

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 07:20:13 GMT

strawberies are dangerous

check it.

self obssesed much ?

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 11:19:42 GMT

is in want of a meme...hmmmm

the last 16hr of tweets. no i don't sleep.

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 05:43:28 GMT

@theplasticage heheheabout 1 hour ago from TwitterFox in reply to theplasticage
@theplasticage i rikieabout 1 hour ago from TwitterFox in reply to theplasticage
@Illdrinn <3 <3 <3about 2 hours ago from TwitterFox in reply to Illdrinn
<Facade> Vista is like an extra thick condom. More safe but slightly less fun.... <Facade> Hah, even viruses have compatibility issues >_<about 2 hours ago from TwitterFox
@Illdrinn re driving test. good luck lady! YOU'LL DO AWESOME!about 2 hours ago from TwitterFox in reply to Illdrinn
@Illdrinn re post man pat. that's sooo depressing!about 2 hours ago from TwitterFox in reply to Illdrinn
i heart http://twittersnooze.com/about 8 hours ago from TwitterFox
@neilhimself and that they both suck ? sentence and context fail with translatorsabout 8 hours ago from TwitterFox in reply to neilhimself
has feta and tomato toast with balsamic vinegar... nomabout 10 hours ago from TwitterFox
lemondron?about 10 hours ago from TwitterFox
@themoment it a gaga outfit. grow the fuck up madonaabout 11 hours ago from TwitterFox
mmmm rain #fbabout 11 hours ago from TwitterFox
just lost the gameabout 11 hours ago from TwitterFox
is pondering rejoining the world of IRCabout 12 hours ago from TwitterFox
there is no gut thereabout 13 hours ago from TwitterFox
chubby girls are hot!about 14 hours ago from TwitterFox
tweet you bastards!about 15 hours ago from TwitterFox
i <3 flight of the Concordsabout 15 hours ago from TwitterFox
to shreds you say...and his wife...to shreds you say...about 16 hours ago from TwitterFox

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:01:33 GMT

is kind of broken

hmmmm... sleep time

beer song lyrics. cause i <3 beer

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 04:07:20 GMT

man: ooohhh, what is the malted liquor, what gets you drunker quicker,
what comes in bottles or in cans…
men: BEER!

man: cant get enough of it…
men: BEER!
man: how we really love it…
men: BEER!
man: makes me think i'm a man…
men: BEER!

man: i can kiss and hug it…
men: BEER!
man: but i'd rather chug it…
men: BEER!
man: got my belly up to here…
men: BEER!

man: i cannot refuse a…
men: BEER!
man: i could really use a…
men: BEER, BEER BEER!

men: BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

drunk man: i cant remember how much I have had, i drank a twelve pack with my dad.
drunk father: (burp) thats my son the drunken manley stud, im proud to call him my bud.
drunk man: here, have some pretzels
drunk father: no, i'll call it quits, those things give me the Schlitz
drunken man: ha ha ha.

men: drink with your family, drink it with your friends
man: drink till your fat , stomach distends,
beer, is liquid bread its good for you,
men: we like to drink till we spew, ew
men: who cares if we get fat
man: i'll drink to that
man: as we sing once more…

man: what is the malted liquor, what gets you drunker quicker,
what comes in bottles or in cans…
men: BEER!

man: cant get enough of it…
men: BEER!
man: how we really love it…
men: BEER!
man: makes me think i'm a man…
men: BEER!

man: i can kiss and hug it…
men: BEER!
man: but i'd rather chug it…
men: BEER!
man: fill my belly up to here…
men: BEER!

man: golly I adore it, come on damn it, pour it,
do it for me brew it for me, feed it to me speed it to me,
men: BEER!
man: the most wonderful drink in the world, hooray!

(Burp)

Sun, 14 Jun 2009 15:31:39 GMT

because i'm lame

Sun, 14 Jun 2009 08:00:32 GMT

01. Anyone who looks at this entry has to post this meme and their current wallpaper at their livejournal.
02. Explain in five sentences why you're using that wallpaper.
03. Don't change your wallpaper before doing this. The point is to see what you had on.

1. because i'm a ninja
2. because i'm crafty
3. because i'm a crafty ninja
4. i can't afford the shirt
5. it's freaking adorable!!!!!

ZOMBIE LURCH!!!! THIS SUNDAY

Wed, 13 May 2009 10:06:00 GMT

get dolled up like the dead and party on down!

12:00pm meet at sydney park brick works

1:00pm Lurch up King st, then Enmore rd.

3:00pm DJ Monster-A-GOGO at the sly fox!

7:00pmSINDAY OF THE DEAD! (raffle and prizes!!!)

Sando!

BANDS!!!!
WHITE KNUCKLE FEVER

PUBLIC TITTY FUCK

NEW ARCHETYPES

CHERRY2000

DEAD WASTED

SPREAD THE ZOMBIE INFESTATION!!!!!

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 11:51:56 GMT

ijust internet stalked that science teacher i shagged.
he so pretty

i think thi might be m next tattoo

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 06:56:01 GMT

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 01:30:16 GMT

anyone interested in helping my out with getting a photo set for Suicide Girls?

i need a photographer and possibly a photo shop savvy person?

you still make me sad

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 23:14:50 GMT

mo.
but thats not really new
hence the 'still'.

i start tafe soon then on the uni to become one of those people,
educated or some such.

i guess i've gotten quite comfortable i my rut over the last 6 months to a year.
i've gone from full time school, weekend wok and and five hour night corse once a week , to not being able to open the front door.

i have a retartedly large craving to be back on stage. its just...hard to explane
you get it or you dont i guess.
i need to sing
get up and belt out something bluesy and slow.

or cheese punk! i wanna be in a cheese punk band! and do stoopid covers just for funnnys.
none of this bullshit 'make it goth' crap.

i want more then just a fridge handing for my art.

i want to be fearless again.

as for the mens in my life,
i am so good with single right now.
we are adopting the 'drop it like its hot' method, it appears to be working a treat.
and to my male friends:
i will not date you . i will not fuck you. i will not tolerate you being slease fucktards.
i am more then a little sick of your arsehattery in resent times.
we are FRIENDS damnt.
you want more? well to fucken bad.
grrrrrrrr
way to make things awkward.
arse.

what else.
melissa and i are talking again
thats kinda nice

i seem to have started to crawl out of hermitsville and back into the world.
DM last weekend (had a fucken blast, flirted with freash meat of tall skiny awesome) and ass tention the week before. stayed about 10 minutes talking to people outside and then left as i still hate most people.

i miss electro something fiearse. there is nothing like dancing for eight hours and not wanting to sit out any tracks. not needing to be intoxicated to have a ripping good night.
i miss my elctro clubs.

i still have buckets more fun at an indy night then a goth club, but i still hate indy kids more then anything else on the planet.

i dont know

this is the longest ramble i've had in a long time. to think i almost deleted this journal with the rest.

i love you pudding queen *squishes laptop*

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 23:06:31 GMT

newtown is prettier when it rains...

i thinks i might go vandle tonight

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:45:55 GMT

im board need something to dos!!!!
anyone got any poster glue?
thers potential pancakes in it for you

Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:52:24 GMT

im not all that excited about my birthday
i still have that fear that no one is going to show or that i willl be a clusterfuck of non-mix friends.

i feel super shitty today
im crampy and grumpy and i dont wanna organise other people and there brainlessness today
im broke and i want stuff
stuff yo people dont really need to know about....

fuck im sooky when it comes down to it

i want a hug

trouble personifyied you say? - my brain hurts o_O

Sun, 20 Jul 2008 23:38:58 GMT

I haven't met or met and fucked (fucked and met) anyone of interesting lately.

i get drunk and its all fun and games till i realise you're and ass!
mediocre sex and bitchy bruises.
its all a bit empty really.

playing the field is fun and all but I'm a monogamous creature
I'm also a 3 times a day kinda girl.
with out a relationship in over two years now, this becomes interesting to manage.

I'm told I'm insatiable
may be,
or is it that empty sex isn't all that satisfying?

_____________

rose tinting the past is a specialty of mine.
i really wish i wouldn't.

i could really use a distraction
i think I'll clean the house

Thu, 22 May 2008 05:20:52 GMT

someone had to do it
i just wish i was over it

Tue, 06 May 2008 02:58:16 GMT

i just want someone to hold me

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:53:21 GMT

im sick
wahhhhhhhhhhhh
someone please entertain me or im going to lose it

i dont do sick very well

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:14:05 GMT

i spent my day drawing boobs
i need to get out of the house

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:35:38 GMT

someone is seriously creepen me out.
i miss half a million calls from them today, rang them back and they now have the shits with me fro having plans tonight!
wtf!

Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:07:39 GMT

everything is bollocks